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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Knock knock Fuck off!

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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