- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Communism hehe xd

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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