- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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