- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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