- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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