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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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