A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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