- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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