- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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