Rob Bell

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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The government makes a good decision

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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That's what he said.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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fart

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Anti Joke

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