Hitler

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

Rob Bell

A man buys free health care...

Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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