LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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Jess Burns

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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women's lacrosse.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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NEVER

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What did the pickle say to the banana? Nothing both of thiese particular things are sentiment and incapable of producing words and or thoughts. Along with a diverse enough personality to be creative enough to even think about asking a question. If you thought otherwise,GO SEE A DOCTER. Having sentiment objects talk to you is not normal.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Pianca going ham

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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