- Anti Joke

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van