Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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