what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

woman's rights

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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