- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

A gay man watches football.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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