- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Ross.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

homosexual rights to marriage

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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