On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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