- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

civil rights

What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

I like that, but why am I happy?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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