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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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