- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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