- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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