- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

homosexual rights to marriage

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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