Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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