Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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