- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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