- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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