- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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