Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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