miha kako si?

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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i'm hard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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