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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...