Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Hello

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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