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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.