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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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