- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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