- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

I? Everett

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call an amazing person Good

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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