Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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