What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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