Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Indians

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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