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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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