- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

White men's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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