- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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