- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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