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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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