- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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