- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Balls

Cheese

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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