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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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