- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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