Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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