A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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