Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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