Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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