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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Your're racist.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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