What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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