- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??