- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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