- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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