- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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