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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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