- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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