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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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