How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Donald Trump

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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