What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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