- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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