- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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