- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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