- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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