- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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