- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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