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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's brown an sticky Shit

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.