What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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