Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Guest what in the butt

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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