whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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David Cameron

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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