Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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