- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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