- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

angelo snyder is not ga

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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