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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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