- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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