- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What rhymes with milk...milf

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

White men's rights

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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