- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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