- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

I have read the terms and conditions

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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