- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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