- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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