- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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