- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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