Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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