Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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