Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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I? Everett

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yes

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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