what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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sky silverstein

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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